Oh, Rita Rita Rita RITA. You are a DELIGHT!
Suspiciously obsessive fixations on homosexuality? Check!
Scare quotes, plus general contempt for the proper usage of this much-beleaguered punctuation mark? Check!
Espousing yet another futile values-based boycott of an unstoppable corporate juggernaut? Check!
Hilarious holier-than-thou grandstanding and foaming nuttiness? Check check CHECK!
The only thing more delicious and heart-clogging than your letters would be a juicy McRib sammich. Mmmmm...McRib. I think I'll get over my irrational hatred of Micky D's and buy one right now.
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