Ring in the new with this delectably nonsensical offering from Steve Goebel.
"Abortion is illegal, except where it isn't. Those people need to outlaw it because it's illegal, darn it!"
Witness the very picture of circular reasoning. And rambling reasoning. And non-reasoning...reasoning.
Also, you want to see what defensive bitter white people look like? You've probably seen it before, but if you want a refresher, read the comments on this Sunday column here.