Friday, November 7, 2008

THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY! [SCREAMS]

The secret word, of course, being "globean".

Seriously, folks, I'm going to use this word from now on. It's like Mr. Butler tailor made it just for me!

glo·be·an
n.
1. Of, relating to, or resembling the Joplin Globe.
2. One relating to, belonging to, or resembling the Joplin Globe.

IT'S A WORD NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I snorted elitist-ickily (another new word!) at this-

[Joe Biden]'s the dumbest senator to ever run for vice president. I wonder if he can even spell potato.

-but then I realized that Dan Quayle was originally not in the Senate but in the House. Sneaky, Butler. I imagine the editing process went like this when Butler was writing-"He's the dumbest politician (oh crap Palin) Congressman (oh crap Quayle) senator to ever run..."

Nice attempt at a save, dude, but you completly forgot Ted Stevens. D'OH WHAT AM I SAYING TED STEVENS NEVER RAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT!

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

I love how people are responding to the news that Palin apparently didn't know that Africa was a continent with "Biden thought FDR went on TV in 1929!" Because messing up a year and a medium is definitely going to screw up relations with foreign countries just as much as not being aware that there are many, many countries in Africa.

johnny kaje said...

Admittedly, Biden is quite gaffe-tastic.

But he still can't hold a candle to the Great White Gaffe. Even if the Africa story doesn't turn out to be true, no matter- she has many more where that came from.

And if it's true, why single her out? McCain's Spain Gaffe is at least as bad, and in fact probably worse.